
LOL. The things I do for him. Downloading games he wants me to play with him lolool. Oh god. We even matched hair without telling each other what color we were picking. We’re so gross. lol.
Disgusts me. LOL.

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Women have no rights and slaves are okay, this god of yours sounds like a real great guy. I can’t wait for a christian/catholic girl to repost this adding on her own caption trying to teach me something, because then she’ll be sinning and go to hell
Are these real billboards? because that’s brilliant
sometimes, i’m ashamed to even associate myself with this religion.
Awww he didn’t forget my birthday after all (:
And he always knows what to say to make me feel better (:
A friend of mine called me and was pretending to be high…jerk. Anyway…he asked if I had ever heard of a show called, “Wilfred” and I was like, “…no?” And he was like, “Go on hulu and watch episode one…RIGHT NOW. Call me after you’re done. Okay bye.” *Hangs up the phone*
…So I’m in the middle of watching the first episode. It’s interesting to say the least lol. I like it so far. Especially since I thought it was hilarious how he tried to kill himself in the beginning loololol noob.
“Be a man and shit in that boot!” HAHA.

..haha
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And you’ve proven me correct.
lol. Don’t give me that “I’m different” bullshit when you clearly aren’t acting that way. But hey, you’re still hella cute HAHAHAHAHA ;)
Yeahhhh buddayyyyyyy.

So basically my mom is like thinking that my brother and I could be diabetic since diabetes runs on her side of the family (she has it, my lola has it, etc).
So she took our blood glucose levels and it ended up being that my brother and I both had the same reading after JUST eating. We were saying like, “Maybe the machine is broken.” So we told her to test herself and she did, but before that, I said, “Watch it be 111.” And we all started laughing lol. Then she took hers and it came out to like 215.
So basically my brother and I got the same reading, kinda funny lol.
Fascinating stuff really.
So far I’ve saved $1,000 towards a car. Hmmm, a couple more thousand and I’ll start to see what I can afford. A new car would be nice, but definitely not necessary for me. Man, the wonders of being a mechanic’s daughter, I could basically do almost anything to a car if I were to seriously consider doing something down that path. Maybe on the side? Time for a job BLAHHHHH.
Hit me up if you need your spark plugs changed ;D
Hahaha jk I don’t wanna be the blame if your car blows up. :)
But if you need a haircut, I’ll see what I can do for you :) Hahahaaha, again, JK. Kinda. $5. :P
omgah, LOL TOOK FOREVER. I had to cut it up in tiny bits LOL